...that Darwin is DEAD? That somewhere along the lines evolution ground to a halt, and we're sliding backwards? Once medical science was able to overcome Survival of the Fittest, and people too stupid to breed were brought back from the brink, it began. When the good ole boy whose last words should have been "hey man, watch this" is saved, and good people die of cancer or car accidents--the balance is out of whack. The gene pool is decidedly cloudy these days.
Sunday, October 12
Birthday Madness
So This Year Little O wants a princess party. But all of her daddy's friends have boys. So how do we make it unisex?
It's a Frog Prince party!
Little O has managed to learn all the words to "I Kissed a Girl" in spite of the fact that we do not have MTV, and the radio stations I listen to play things with more of a guitar theme. The ONE song she figures out all of the word correctly to has to be the one with lyrics I don't want to hear from my not quite six-year old?
(In answer to your question, no, it's not latent homophobia, it's my daughter singing sexual lyrics she doesn't understand just as she learns to shake her butt while she dances)
So we're changing the lyrics for her party"
I kissed a frog, and I liked it,
Hope dad (the king) don't mind it,
I kissed a frog and I liked it,
he went poof and became a prince...
Yeah, it's not perfect, but Little O is loving it.
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Do you know you're stinking brilliant? (and Im not the least bit sorry that I will be singing Peter Gabriel's "kiss that frog" all day now)
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