Entertainment Tonight came on, and Man, Howard Stern looked like a Skeksis*. It was disturbing.
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Speaking of disturbing, I think Little O is getting a book of bible stories for Christmas. At a baptism last weekend, she was getting creeped out by the forty foot high crucifix. My SDA-raised brain is always a little creeped out by Catholic Statuary (see childhood nightmares), but she really needs some backstory on that one!
Okay, and the other night at dinner I was asking why none of the nuns my nieces dealt with had the great names like Sister Immaculata or anything, why were they plain old Sister Irene and Sister Mabel?
The Honey started teasing me, asking why I was only asking the Mexicans, and I told him because they were Catholic! Favorite Smart-assed niece chimes in, saying she may be Jewish, after all, and Little O pipes up from next to me,
"I'm a poodle!"
It was a show stopper, I'm telling you.
I may not ever be Catholic, but my girl is getting a little religion in her stocking this year.
A poodle...sheesh.
Can I teach her to say Pastafarian?
*For those of you who did not watch the Dark Crystal on an endless loop, This is a skeksis:
2 comments:
A poodle! haha! Your recurring nightmares sound freaky!
I got your comment about Emma's trench, if you wanted one it's from Gymboree! :) I love pea coats too! Emma is still at the age we can dress her but she is beginning to form some opinions!
I am totally embracing Poodlism!
And your new picture STILL cracks me up!
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