...that Darwin is DEAD? That somewhere along the lines evolution ground to a halt, and we're sliding backwards? Once medical science was able to overcome Survival of the Fittest, and people too stupid to breed were brought back from the brink, it began. When the good ole boy whose last words should have been "hey man, watch this" is saved, and good people die of cancer or car accidents--the balance is out of whack. The gene pool is decidedly cloudy these days.
Wednesday, December 31
Aw, crap.
My christmasy intentions were left in the dust. I wanted to post the "official" photo of Little O and Santa, but we still haven't picked it up. Quite frankly, I doubt ole Santa is going to look any LESS like he's been given a valium latte to keep him from running out the door screaming at the teeming hordes of children crawling over him.
Oh, did I forget to mention where this photo was taken? Only the happiest place on earth...Okay, the happiest place in Stockton...That's right! Hometown Buffet. I want to be tranked to go there. If Wal Mart SERVED food in an all you can eat manner, the people would be better behaved than 85% of the patrons at Hometown. My kids and my mother in law love it. Could you stab me in the eye with a fork as you clear my table? Thanks, that'd be great.
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On a side note, my folks gave me slippers that are photo-sensitive and light up at the toes in the dark(like tiny headlights). I wore them home and we had to stop by the store for bread on the way. The crackhead in front of Smart foods about lost his MIND over my slippers.
I love my town.
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So here I was sitting up at 6:30 am on my VACATION because the cat just couldn't wait to go out (having only JUST come in when my husband left for work) and feeling rather grumpy and out of sorts when I came across this - which cracked me up! Valium Latte! Slippers with headlights! Messing with some crackhead's mind! Thanks! I needed that to get me back on track!
Oh man, Hometown Buffett, and Walmart are both on my "do not go" list. I cannot imagine a more horrible place to try and eat. You are braver than I am my friend.
Have a fantastic New Years Eve, and get I hope you get back to your work computer soon, I miss you!
Okay so my fingers type faster than I think, how bad is that?! Please forgive the extra "get" in my previous comment.....
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