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Having recieved this assignment from Mert, I would say that Dorkville is the town for me! I would have a house on the corner of Padawan Way and Kenobi Ct in the new Star Wars Subdivision, Empire Acres. You haven't SEEN a crazy HOA until you've seen men in white plastic stormtooper costumes writing citations for flying a Federation flag in a Star Wars only zone...
2. What would your job be (or if unrealistic) what would you do all day?
3. Who would you spend your time with? Doing what?
Mert is my inspiration for all things dork. I would spend the time with my fellow guild members. What Guild? Why the Mos Eisley Players, Of course! We re-interpret Star Trek episodes, set it into the Star Wars Universe, and then convert THAT into the shakespearean cant, to bridge the gap and end the terrible strife between the Trek and Lucasian camps. It's tearing the Dork world apart, people!!!! (sob)
4. What kind of holidays/vacations would you take?
5. What luxury items would you own?
I would have a woman that came to wash my hair, like at a salon. I would also have a mute buddhist monk to cust my hair in absolute silence. No fake chit chat.
6. What charities would you support or represent?
I would support the Zamphir School of Asshole Management and Rehabilitation, and one of their shock collars would have a little brass plate with my name on it as a donor.