Wednesday, May 23

Helpful hint or inevitable Jennfactor?

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

 

So is this true of alligators as well?  Because you know it would be my luck to remember this tip as the big prehistoric thing dragged me under, and then find out that it's only for crocodiles.  It's just how I roll (literally, over and over, as I met my doom).  

 

What kind of Jennfactor would that be? 

4 comments:

Mary said...

That's how I roll, You're killing me!

I'm not really sure but it's google worthy... one never knows when they will be at the other end of the food chain.

I heard this works with sharks also.

Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

I always loved that phrase "That's how I roll"...haha!

I always hope I'd be able to get over the eww factor to save myself and gouge someone/something's eyes out.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Im with Michelle. I would probably get eating because I didnt have the guts to poke the eyes!

Anonymous said...

See, I'd be poking the fuck out of everything, but it would be my luck that it would enrage the alligator, instead of hurting it.

Total Jen Factor.

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