It's not Sunday, but who can resist Calvin & Hobbes?

Your result for The Calvin Or Hobbes Test...

A Bit Of Both

40% Calvin, 60% Hobbes

Calvin & Hobbes, like a scruffy yin and yang, are in perfect balance within you. Like Calvin, you're weird, a bit insecure, and can be a trouble-maker. But like Hobbes, you're down to earth and sensitive. It's a risk to say it here, after just a ten question test, but I'll bet you're smarter than most. Both Calvin and Hobbes are crafty, clever characters, and any one made from equal parts of each is a force to be reckoned with.

Take The Calvin Or Hobbes Test at HelloQuizzy

I want to take it again when I HAVE had coffee...

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

sunday stuff

Bad Gift Emporium. Go. Shop.

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For those that know me in real life, here's an acutal definition of a hoser!

sunday quizzez

You Know a Lot About Christmas

You got 6/10 correct You know tons about the history and traditions surrounding Christmas. When you celebrate the holidays, you never forget their true meaning - or all the little fun details. Random Christmas fact: "Jingle Bells" was originally written as a Thanksgiving song.

How Much Do You Know About Christmas?

What Star Trek Species Are You?
You scored as a Federation
You Are The Federation, You prefer to be alone and learn. You enjoy helping people and know how to talk things up. You would help people into the spotlight before yourself
Federation
75%
Vulcan
50%
Cardassian
50%
Borg
45%
Klingon
45%
Ferengi
45%
Dominion
40%
Romulan
30%

What Trek Species are You?




Are You Damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.

harder than I thought....

Although that my have had something to do with the choices offered. But it's what I've got in place of the Sunday Quizzez...

If I was a millionaire, I'd buy...

Welsh Retreat Price: $470,000	Pay Off your Mortgage Price: $400,000
Make a Low Budget Movie Price: $200,000	100k Savings Account Price: $200,000
Baguette/Sandwich Shop Price: $170,000	Dream Fitted Kitchen Price: $100,000
Help Fight Cancer Price: $100,000	6 Week Family Extravaganza in Seychelles Price: $72,072
Volkswagen Beetle Cabriolet Price: $40,040	Landscaped Gardens Price: $40,000
Donate Towards Clean Water in Africa Price: $40,000	Ikea/Habitat Spree Price: $30,000
Smart ForTwo Coupe Price: $25,540	Full Dental Work Price: $24,000
Premiership Season Ticket for Two for 10 Years Price: $20,600	Personal Trainer Price: $20,000
14 Bed House for Christmas Price: $12,000	Install a New Aga Range Oven Price: $11,000
Breast Reduction Price: $6,300	Plasma TV Pioneer PDP 436XDE Price: $5,600
Ultimate Computer Laptop Price: $4,998	Monkey Price: $4,000
Labradoodle Price: $3,000	Nintendo Wii Price: $600

Sunday Quizfest

NameThatDisease.com - The disease test

That one was cheerfully stolen from Trauma Queen.


Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Rabies? That one is on me.

A lovely feature has popped up that the fonts on my computer are frequently microscopic, so I couldn't READ any of the quizzes on blogthings to take one, so I guess it's just two today. Mert, I know you can tell me how to fix this...

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On a totally unrelated note, while investigating the annoying noises made by the toity, I have learned a terrible fact. They say that the lovely bleach based drop in products used to cut down on actual scrubbing, will eventually destroy the innards of your toilet. Which makes sense, but--but--I am torn between the reduction of work NOW and the gradual replacement of all those PARTS in the toilet tank. Can't.stand.the.dripping. No more drop ins for me (Sob!)

hmmm.... I may need a life.

Sunday Quizzez--WTF?

You're Libya!

It seems that these days, you just say things to get attention.
 Shock value is the really important thing for you now.  You used to have
a cause, and this made you seem like a threat to the established order, but now you
just want to say wacky stuff once in a while.  Air travel doesn't really mesh
with your lifestyle, and you'd probably scare the security guards somehow
anyway.


Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid

Jeez, Chuck, I'm freaking LIBYA? I'm like the squealing runt of the terrorist litter, here.

I'm finding another one...


Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
Maker of mediocre action pics and son of an actual Nazi, you're perhaps an insane joke on God's part. Why should you survive while others perish? Is it your hair, your brains or that manly gap in your teeth? Is it because you're going to lead California to a new tomorrow? Is it because you've paid someone enough money so that radiation doesn't harm you? Are you a real cyborg?

Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.



Crap. Can I be Libya again? And for the record, that's a very delicate, Girly gap in my teeth.

Third time's the charm...

Your Career Type: Enterprising

You are engertic, ambitious, and sociable. Your talents lie in politics, leading people, and selling things or ideas. You would make an excellent: Auctioneer - Bank President - Camp Director City Manager - Judge - Lawyer Recreation Leader - Real Estate Agent - Sales Person School Principal - Travel Agent - TV Newscaster The worst career options for your are investigative careers, like mathematician or architect.

What's Your Ideal Career?

I'd have been a kick ass real estate agent, but my Ex is doing it now, and good lord he sucks at it. I don't know why he hasn't given up by now and gotten a real job. He has made salaries three times my best year, but it sure wasn't in Real Estate!

Sunday quiz (just one)

Because Gretty rocks.

Your Score: Longcat

71% Affectionate, 48% Excitable, 40% Hungry

Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

To see all possible results, checka dis.

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Sunday quizzez

76%The Movie Quiz

FilmCritic.com - Movie Reviews

I thought I'd do better on that one...

What Your Latte Says About You

You don't treat yourself very often. You find that indulging doesn't jibe with your very disciplined life. You are a very serious person. You don't have time for silly antics. You have a good deal of energy, but you pace yourself. You never burn out too fast. You're addicted to caffeine. There's no denying it. You are responsible, mature, and truly an adult. You're occasionally playful, but you find it hard to be carefree. You are deep and thoughtful, but you are never withdrawn.

What Does Your Latte Say About You?

See, I would say I treat myself a little too often.

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

If I suck at being a pirate, does that mean I don't get to join the flying spaghetti monster after I die?

It's not Sunday, but I can't pass it up...

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Need Details?

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
You are Pope Stephen VII ... or possibly VI!

Made Bishop of Agagni by Pope Formosus, you became Pope yourself in 896 by putting your immediate predecessor, Boniface VI, to death. Your reign lasted all of fourteen months. However, you firmly assured your place in history by putting the rotting corpse of the aforementioned Formosus on trial in the splendidly named Synod Horrenda. Naturally, Formosus was clad in full papal vestments. Having dug up the stinking remains once already, you proceeded to have them found guilty, reburied, re-exhumed, relieved of the three fingers of the right hand used in consecrations and finally thrown into the Tiber. All ordinations performed by the luckless Formosus were annulled. After this delightful display of gratitude, you were promptly strangled, paving the way for an increasingly short-lived series of successors and the reinstatement, dereinstatement and rereinstatement of Formosus' Papal deeds.


I heart Rum and Monkey. Also, strangely, rum and monkeys.

EEEWWW! Not like that! (okay, maybe the rum)

Cheerfully stolen from Some Days It's Not Worth Chewing Through the Leather Straps.

sunday quizzfest

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Lotta Estrogen

Drag Queen Name Generator

Where did blogthings get my picture?


Oh dear dog, I went to quizilla to find another quiz, but I had to leave. The misspellings and "text-speak" were awful. I AM too old for that shit. I blame Prince. Yes, I realize that 4-ever was written in yearbooks long before he came along, but I still blame him. His assless pants may also have been responsible for global warming. Because Dubya says it couldn't be Industry.

The honey loves to stir things up. His sibs were sitting around, debating Carlos Mencia and his shtick about posting the Virgin of Guadalupe with her hands out in a stop gesture (instead of folded in prayer) to stop illegal immigration. I thought one of the brothers-in-law was going to come after the honey. They see it as making fun of the Virgin, and we see it as making fun of the immigrants. It's definitely a touchy subject--mental note: Don't mess with the Virgin.
This is an important one for me, because I do loves me some sacreligious humor. Don't get me started about the immaculate conception.

Sunday Quizzfest

Your Brain is Blue

Of all the brain types, yours is the most mellow. You tend to be in a meditative state most of the time. You don't try to think away your troubles. Your thoughts are realistic, fresh, and honest. You truly see things as how they are. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about your friends, your surroundings, and your life.

What Color Is Your Brain?

I'm a Porsche 911!

You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Yeah, Baby! Got this one from Sayre,and Vroom Vroom, I can live with it. My dad has had a hubcap from his last Porsche hanging in a place of honor in every house my parents have had. It's older than me. He had two, I think, before my mom convinced him that it wasn't going to fly with Two kids, and it was time for another fine piece of German engineering, the Volkswagon.

Sunday quizfest

You Are Marge Simpson

You're a devoted family member who loves unconditionally. Sometimes, though, you dream about living a wild secret life! You will be remembered for: your good cooking and evading the police Your life philosophy: "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."

The Simpsons Personality Test

WHO ARE YOU SCREWING AT HOGWARTS??
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You scored Victor Krum. If you went to Hogwarts you would be doing Victor Krum. At least until he goes back to Bulgaria. He is strong, silent, and stupid...just they way you like it. Hey, you don't need brains to do what comes naturally! That thick slavic acent and that stern demenor, not to mention the fact that he goes to an all male school, lots of sexual frustration to be worked out on you. He had you on your back the second he marched into the Great Hall. Go ahead girl, go ahead get down...

Victor Krum 75% Draco Malfoy 65% Cedric Diggory 60% Ron Weasley 60% Fred and George Weasley 55% Harry Potter 50% Percy Weasley 25% No one, your a prude 10% WHO ARE YOU SCREWING AT HOGWARTS?? created with QuizFarm.com

Hmm, I don't know about the stupid part. But the picture sure is pretty--I can live with this answer. Interesting that the weasley twins come as a set--eew, that was not intentional.

Anybody read Sookie Stackhouse books?

You scored as Vampyre. You are Vampyre, The oldest and wisest of all breeds besides the wolves. You and the wolves get along famously despite the rumors and fights over the ages. Not only are you wise but you are very mature for your age. Beautiful, strong, wise and mature. You've got the whole package!

Elf 67% Vampyre 67% Faerie 58% Wolf 58% Goddess 58% Sorceress 58% Drow 58% Dragon 58% Shadow Spirit 42% Zombie 42% What ancient breed are you? created with QuizFarm.com

I got this from Canada, who was a goddess. I'm all right with the description of a vampyre, as long as we avoid the blood-sucking bat people/Anne Rice super-goth descriptions. The illustration was interesting with a Boris Vallejo body (and yes, I DO have a nice rack, but does anybody really have a boris vallejo type body naturally?) but one of those creepy little girl-anime heads. ugh.

So there you have it. Another pointless Sunday quiz.
I may go back to bed.

I can live with this.

You're Feingold-Gore!


As Russ Feingold, you are often on your own, a lone voice of sanity in an insane asylum.
You keep voluntarily returning to the asylum, convinced that you can change the minds of those
around you. You talk about the need for personal freedom, to avoid fighting for the rest of
one's life, and even the simple importance of cleaning up one's act. It seems no one is
listening. You even want people to have rights to love and be healthy! Now that's just
crazy-talk.

You select Al Gore as your running mate because he wins in that position.


Take the 2008 Presidential Ticket Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

How could I resist the book quiz?

You're The Poisonwood Bible!

by Barbara Kingsolver

Deeply rooted in a religious background, you have since become both
isolated and schizophrenic. You were naively sure that your actions would help people,
but of course they were resistant to your message and ultimately disaster ensued. Since
you can see so many sides of the same issue, you are both wise beyond your years and
tied to worthless perspectives. If you were a type of waffle, it would be
Belgian.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

I think my favorite part was "If you were a type of waffle, it would be
Belgian." Not sure about the rest

I knew I was in trouble when I needed the calculator.

I found this over at Welcome to My Life, Sorry About the Mess. I think I love this lady. Don't tell WHICH ones apply, just fess up to your fine!

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church-- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Ahem! I ended up with a total of $565.

I am soooo tagging CRSE, KIM, Bananas, and "the mind".

You know what? I'm tagging YOU, too! Leave your score in the comments. Tell me somebody else had to get a calculator out!

Sayre started it!

You scored as Cinderella.Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.

Peter Pan

81%

Cinderella

81%

Ariel

69%

Goofy

69%

Sleeping Beauty

56%

Cruella De Ville

56%

Pinocchio

50%

The Beast

50%

Donald Duck

50%

Snow White

38%
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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Hmmm, somehow my answers about hating housework got me here, but I DO lose things...




Your true color is Black!


The color of night. Serene and mysterious, black conjures up images of elegant evening gowns, dashing tuxedos, and gleaming limousines. Traditionally a symbol of success, black also represents power and an uncompromising demand for perfection. Not surprisingly, you tend to set challenging goals for yourself and do whatever it takes to achieve them — your strength of character is second to none. This unfaltering determination, along with your natural elegance, impresses people. But keep in mind that your personality might be intimidating to some. Try to temper your demanding side with a little softness — trust us, it won't kill you. Overall, though, black is the color of professionalism and achievement, which means it's clearly the color for you.

What's Your True Color?

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I'd have guessed something else. I don't know why.

Your 1950s Name is:

Glenda Charlene

What's your 1950s Name?

At least it wasn't Rhonda! I was almost a Rhonda, and I don't think I'd have been a good one!

WTF?

Of all the characters listed, I get KIRK?