Would You Like to Touch My Monkey?

So my little monkey has been here a while, now, but I wanted to say for the record, that he had a name and was purple, but my techno ineptitude extends to things like links and templates, and somebody's hubby had to put it on for me. I HATE being the dumb girl who cannot figure something out. I will learn this stuff if it kills me. really. But thanks for the monkey, Dick.