Monday, September 18

Operation Kiss My Ass! Update

er, I mean Lose That Ass!

Hooray! I'm at 214.2!

I have an announcement...I wore my skinny jeans this weekend!!!!
It was by the grace of Dog that no zippers were harmed in the making of this weekend, and I was WAAAAAY beyond Muffin-topped--think entire loaves of bread--but I.fit.my.skinny.jeans!

Today I walked to Jack in the Crack for my salad--which is sort of a scary thing in the neighborhood that I work in, given that there are occasionally other, uh, "ladies", strolling along...we often review their fashion choices as they walk by...

Maybe my penance for mocking their clothing is that I was almost hit on by a big ole biker. He wasn't icky or scary or visibly panting or touching himself, but I was saved by a little old lady who wandered into Jack looking for directions to Kaiser... I almost offered to drive her myself, I was so relieved. I should add that I was the one gasping and panting as I walked into Jack, having speed walked from work--man am I outta shape!

Not sure I'll share that experience with Honey--he would not appreciate my efforts at fitness taking me on a stroll down Charter Way.

On a side note? I officially filed my paperwork to drop my gym membership. I have paid ten bucks a week, taken out of my paycheck before I ever saw it, for the last TWO YEARS, for a family gym memebership. Who has used it? Just me. How often have I used it? Just twice. TWO YEARS. A thousand bucks gone for two trips to the gym. If I could get work to funnel that straight to Cookie Lee for the Sample club, I'd have it made...

sigh.

Ten bucks more on each paycheck in 30 days...something to look forward to...And the poetry from y'all when I post the photo of my skinny jeans--working on my extra loaves, now. :p

7 comments:

crse said...

you get down with your bad self! Jack in the crack that is HILARIOUS. Gill will like that one as JITCs are big where he grew up.

Jennfactor 10 said...

Oh, CRSE, nothing could beat your I'm with Creepy and that big ole arrow! I crack up everytime your blog pops up on my screen...

Sayre said...

You get on with your skinny-ass self!!!!

So, biker dude was looking for a more "voluptuous" entertainment... you are so going to be disappointing him soon!

Seriously, though. Be careful... and I won't tell your husband.

Anonymous said...

congratulations..I am not anywhere near getting into skinny jeans yet..but I am working my way there. Your story is inspirational and funny.

bananas62 said...

YOU GO JEN!!!! 10 more pounds? I'm with you! YOU CAN DO IT!!! I loved when I put my "skinny" jeans on... hubby didn't notice but a couple of male type people at work did!? ;-) it was worth it!

Pippajo said...

Apparently, if you just go the supermarkets I frequent, you can get hit on WITHOUT losing that ass! Strange men in grocery stores just LOVE all the loaves I'm carrying around!

Congratulations, though. Good job. You've got me thinking about clearing out my trunk.

Robbiegirl said...

CAKE!!

Bah. Guess that won't work.

Well done! Seriously. I don't hate you at all.