Tuesday, July 4

My patriotism knows no bounds...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about George W Bush!

  1. George W Bush can sleep for three and a half years!
  2. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching George W Bush.
  3. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of George W Bush!
  4. More people are killed by George W Bush each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
  5. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by George W Bush.
  6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using George W Bush.
  7. George W Bush has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are George W Bush.
  9. Olympic badminton rules say that George W Bush must have exactly fourteen feathers.
  10. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of George W Bush.
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