My patriotism knows no bounds...
- George W Bush can sleep for three and a half years!
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching George W Bush.
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of George W Bush!
- More people are killed by George W Bush each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by George W Bush.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using George W Bush.
- George W Bush has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are George W Bush.
- Olympic badminton rules say that George W Bush must have exactly fourteen feathers.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of George W Bush.
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