1…. Less Drama, mama. If you did not have an earth-shattering crisis every other frigging day, we might care. While you're at it? Be Nice!
2…. I know that you cheated, and it changed my opinion of love forever.
3…. Real men support their children in more than one way. Step up.
4…. If you watch your mouth, people will respect you more.
5…. I hope you find the person who will love you for who you are, it was never going to be me.
6…. He's lying to you, and I hate that I can't brace you for it. (see #2)
7…. Why do you love them more?
8…. Don't share EVERYTHING. Please.
9…. Put your cell phones away, you are at work. I mean you.
10…. Tales of your bleak and horrid childhood are not endearing. Don't slip them into casual conversations like they are trivia questions.
11…. I know eight ways to kill you using nothing but my credit card and a rubber band, and if you don't shut the hell up and start doing your JOB, I'll show you number five. Tell your girlfriend you'll call her later. It's called CUSTOMER service. I have my atm, where is a rubber band...
12…. I really dislike your mother and I'm stunned that she had anything to do with who you are.
13…. Your kid is going to grow up to be a whore. She's well on her way.
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