DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 DRAWBACKS TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE
#10.....Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a
freakin' box all day long.
#9 .....Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning
around to see who's behind you.
#8 ....Cubicle Walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
#7 .....That nagging feeling that if you press the right button,
you'll get a piece of cheese.
#6 ....Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
#5 .....The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
#4 ....23 power cords - 1 outlet.
#3 ....Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
#2 .....The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of
life than your co-workers.
And the #1 drawback to working in a cubicle is....
#1 ....You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.
...that Darwin is DEAD? That somewhere along the lines evolution ground to a halt, and we're sliding backwards? Once medical science was able to overcome Survival of the Fittest, and people too stupid to breed were brought back from the brink, it began. When the good ole boy whose last words should have been "hey man, watch this" is saved, and good people die of cancer or car accidents--the balance is out of whack. The gene pool is decidedly cloudy these days.
Friday, March 30
Fridays are a glorious thing.
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9 comments:
So hear ya on the negatives of working in a cubicle! I worked in one for a few years of my life too until I moved on up to just a desk in a shared office with another secretary. The email attachment thing and old carpet still apply!
LMAO.
Awesome!
I think my favorite is the jail cell. I could really use a bed in my office.
The closest I've ever come to life in a cubicle was when I worked for the FAA as a wordprocessor typing out lesson plans for training air traffic controllers. 6 of us shared an office, desks and terminals. And asbestos. Lots of asbestos dust.
Hilarious! I loved the no rafters for the noose one. And the piece of cheese.
Those are good, but I've never worked in a cubicle and can't really relate. Heck, I've never held a job where I worked with more than one person at a time. But Pman assures me it's basically hell.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE CUBICLE!! IMAGINE WORKING IN AN OFFICE WHERE THE WALLS ARE CARPETED IN PEE YELLOW... I'M SHUDDERING AT THAT MEMORY!!!
Heehee! I love the rafter/noose one, and the cheese one too!
#7 .....That nagging feeling that if you press the right button,
you'll get a piece of cheese.
Oh...my....gawd.... I lost it. Diet Coke flying out my nose like a super soaker, payroll is fucked up, I'll have to print them all again...
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