Friday, March 30

Fridays are a glorious thing.

DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 DRAWBACKS TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE

#10.....Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a
freakin' box all day long.

#9 .....Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning
around to see who's behind you.

#8 ....Cubicle Walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.

#7 .....That nagging feeling that if you press the right button,
you'll get a piece of cheese.

#6 ....Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

#5 .....The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

#4 ....23 power cords - 1 outlet.

#3 ....Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

#2 .....The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of
life than your co-workers.

And the #1 drawback to working in a cubicle is....

#1 ....You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.

9 comments:

Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

So hear ya on the negatives of working in a cubicle! I worked in one for a few years of my life too until I moved on up to just a desk in a shared office with another secretary. The email attachment thing and old carpet still apply!

Ash said...

LMAO.
Awesome!

Vader's Mom said...

I think my favorite is the jail cell. I could really use a bed in my office.

Sayre said...

The closest I've ever come to life in a cubicle was when I worked for the FAA as a wordprocessor typing out lesson plans for training air traffic controllers. 6 of us shared an office, desks and terminals. And asbestos. Lots of asbestos dust.

crse said...

Hilarious! I loved the no rafters for the noose one. And the piece of cheese.

The "Mind" said...

Those are good, but I've never worked in a cubicle and can't really relate. Heck, I've never held a job where I worked with more than one person at a time. But Pman assures me it's basically hell.

bananas62 said...

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE CUBICLE!! IMAGINE WORKING IN AN OFFICE WHERE THE WALLS ARE CARPETED IN PEE YELLOW... I'M SHUDDERING AT THAT MEMORY!!!

Mert said...

Heehee! I love the rafter/noose one, and the cheese one too!

Dirty Birdie said...

#7 .....That nagging feeling that if you press the right button,
you'll get a piece of cheese.


Oh...my....gawd.... I lost it. Diet Coke flying out my nose like a super soaker, payroll is fucked up, I'll have to print them all again...